Nosey Old Neighbor

I am not liking my nosey old neighbor today at all one bit.
Brice called me when I was at Lowe's to say Mrs Nixon was yelling at him when he was talking to some workman in front of my house.
It seems that "she knows what him and I (michelle) are doing while the husband is at work" She is telling people we are having an affair! WHAT??? She even told him that I get so excited when I see him that I pee my pants.

That lady has problems! She has a big ole sign on her fence (since last week) about how Jesus is coming and how you need to be saved and born again. I guess it was ME she was talking to. ???????

It is sad as she is 83 yrs old, her husband is deceased but still why would you make up stories like that?? Next thing it will be is that I am having affairs with all the guys that come over here. Sheeezzzzzzzzz my husband is here all the time and they are all YOUNG enough to be my kid.
I am just not a happy neighbor right now.